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you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIGN ON
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT
NO NONO NO NO
PHSYC AND NO THATS NOT WHO IT WHORKS
HELO PE I;SMN SO FUCKING CONFUSDE
This is the equivalent of flipping off Isaac Newton.
my br AIN
I tensed up waiting for stuff to break and then thE WRONG STUFF BROKE.
WHAT IS THIS
I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
Panic! At The Disco literally took “never want to write the same record twice” to the extreme
This is now my favorite thing ever !!!!!!!!
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?