+never been better+

poehlerization:

mcbrayers:

has will ferrell always looked forty

image

apparently

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

dnotive:

johnthemod1:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

tickticktick-boom:

barcarolla:

ultmatecheeseburger42personal:

campindan:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIGN ON

THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT

NO NONO NO NO

PHYSCS MAN

PHSYC AND NO THATS NOT WHO IT WHORKS

HELO PE I;SMN SO FUCKING CONFUSDE

This is the equivalent of flipping off Isaac Newton.

my br AIN

I tensed up waiting for stuff to break and then thE WRONG STUFF BROKE.

WHAT IS THIS

I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

dayshxll:

Panic! At The Disco literally took “never want to write the same record twice” to the extreme

aubriannalansell:

This is now my favorite thing ever !!!!!!!!

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

SANDWICHES

nuclearoverreactor:

Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech. 

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